Monday, Bloody Monday!

You woke up 10 minutes late, realized you're out of coffee, all your clothes are dirty, and you looked way more attractive when you woke up hung over Sunday morning than you do today.  That's right ladies and gents it's Monday...again...already! There's just not enough coffee (or liquor...) in the world for...


Mondays sometimes!

I'd love to be one of those crazy optimists with the 25 Best Ways to Have an Amazing Monday Every Week... but let's be realistic! Mondays are awful... sure you can approach them with a good attitude and yadda yadda you might have a decent one every now and then. It just doesn't come close to what one of our friends calls SOYAS (sit on your ass Saturday/Sunday). Monday is like finally getting comfortable in bed and then.. the drunk guy next to you pees on your face...Sounds like a bad day. 

What I DO have, though, is hilarity...because nothing gets you through Monday blues as well as laughing at other people.

Courtesy of Jack's Films... Nearly endless entertainment of atrocious YouTube/Facebook comments. 

What else do I do to fix a case of the Mondays?  I'm talking big puppy kisses because my dog thinks I'm Jesus! Mix that with a nice cold beer (or 15 depending on level of horrid your day was) and wicked easy dinner. For some of my friends they mix the last two and have a bottle of gin for dinner.  We don't recommend it, but we won't judge!

For my shopper friends, it's crazy retail therapy time! Just buy the shoes already. YOLO... or something. Guys, video games, food and/or sex usually fixes any ailment you could ever have. I'm sure you know that already so... tell your girlfriend (AKA 'what's-her-face' from Beerfest Discovery post). Not recommended if you don't remember your girlfriend's name...

- Scrizzle

** What do you do to make Mondays tolerable? **