I don't know who comes up with these phrases either, but they need to re-evaluate. "Nothing in life is free"...in some ways true, but not always! If you have boobs you probably get free things all the time.
The question is: are free things really all that great? Here are the findings from a little research.
Free beer = great, especially if there are many free beers! Free beer from a Marilyn Manson wanna-be or Courtney Love look-alike = very bad and worse with every additional beer given...
Free Hugs = great hippie moment! Free Hugs = bad if from homeless, smelly, awkwardly short/tall, nauseatingly unattractive people, or Zach Galifianakis in a mini skirt...
Free Love = Great! Free Love = Bad, root of all evil, waste of money, potentially awful prostitution situation
Free Calendar = useless, we have phones for that now.
Free Pen = for some reason everyone loves it, but still useless because we still have phones for that now.
Free Computer = stolen. Free computer software = sketchy and prepare to not have a computer for much longer following download.
Free money = sketchy, scammy, or you'll lose 80% of it to taxes anyway so why spend 3/4 of your income trying to win it?
Free fallin' = could good, bad depending on parachute situation. Pretty good if referencing song.
Free world = USA, make your own judgments here... you might be better off on a secluded unknown island with a volleyball
Free samples = probably gone before you can get one. If not, 50% chance of enjoying it.
Free condom = check expiration date and use/discard accordingly. If planning to use, maintain same expectations from "free samples" - 50% chance of enjoying it.
Free STD = see "free love", also check "free samples" for "free condom" more often!
- Scrizzle
Nothing is better Free than the world around us though. What could be better than sitting in a lounge chair watching the sun disappear over the water. Granted, it cost money to get there sometimes. That is free and 100% of the time that is amazing. Or if you do not like the beach, being on top of a mountain gazing upon the painted landscape! Those are both free and amazing!
ReplyDeleteI have to say though, I rode the lolercoster on this one haad coaahhh.